Author Archives: Cole

Greece

By Cole | Published: April 7, 2010
By the time we were picked up at the airport in Athens all of us had been thoroughly infected with H1N1. Certain members demonstrated the symptoms clearly––it’s a wonder that we even made it through the infra-red swinescanners that were popping up all over the place. Fortunately, our Greek driver, a former member [...]
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Belgium

By Cole | Published: August 20, 2009
Flight number 3, Ploughmans number 17. We had no idea what was about to hit us, from two rows in front of us, out of the nasal of an extremely H1N1-ridden couple of Belgians. We’re in Brussels. Here we are killing time backstage, testing out different looks and waiting to be led to the Traditional Belgian [...]
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UK-Ireland

By Cole | Published: August 19, 2009
One month later….The time has come for Haunted Graffiti to stage a second campaign: this time they will set their sights on the continent of Europe. The men understand that they will be entering unknown territory, but will attempt to maintain their healthy diet against all odds. They have prepared themselves to sample [...]
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Coachella

By Cole | Published: April 29, 2009
On the road to the Coachella Valley. Hawk-eye. The Bats prepare for the final battle in what has amounted to your garden-variety war between good and evil. But for tonight they will rest. However, on the second day, there was scarcely a moment’s rest. In this series, the pressure these fine men feel is [...]
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San Diego

By Cole | Published: April 29, 2009
The last Cracker Barrel….Yuma, CA. The Real Killer Dillard’s.
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Tuscon

By Cole | Published: April 29, 2009
Many breaks similar to this one were taken on the road to Tuscon. A quick bite at Pei Wei Asian Diner in Tuscon. Tonight!
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Phoenix

By Cole | Published: April 29, 2009
The Bats, temporarily divided, decide to enjoy themselves on this second leg of the journey. Here they are shown in typical Beverly Hills attire. Here, they are shown with special guest, Cassie Ramone. The exuberance exhibited on their faces is nothing short of real. Shown from the perspective of Mr. Sperske. The Bats & The Vivians [...]
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Las Cruces

By Cole | Published: April 29, 2009
Today, the Bats begin the epic journey to Phoenix. They plan to stay the night in Las Cruces. Stopping to gather wildflowers in Western Texas. Some came prepared for these long days of travel. Here, Mr. Aaron Sperske displays a fully loaded head of gear. The following morning, The Bats Of Beverly Hills, and their traveling [...]
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Denton

By Cole | Published: April 26, 2009
Scars of tour. A near disaster was averted due to the strength, courage, and the integrity of all parties who were involved in any manner. Young Kenneth, truly going above and beyond the call of duty.
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Austin

By Cole | Published: April 26, 2009
Morning, at the home of Black & Pink Nasty. Unfortunately, it was closed. Meager sustenance!
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