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Belgium

By Cole | Published: August 20, 2009
Flight number 3, Ploughmans number 17. We had no idea what was about to hit us, from two rows in front of us, out of the nasal of an extremely H1N1-ridden couple of Belgians. We’re in Brussels. Here we are killing time backstage, testing out different looks and waiting to be led to the Traditional Belgian [...]
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UK-Ireland

By Cole | Published: August 19, 2009
One month later….The time has come for Haunted Graffiti to stage a second campaign: this time they will set their sights on the continent of Europe. The men understand that they will be entering unknown territory, but will attempt to maintain their healthy diet against all odds. They have prepared themselves to sample [...]
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Coachella

By Cole | Published: April 29, 2009
On the road to the Coachella Valley. Hawk-eye. The Bats prepare for the final battle in what has amounted to your garden-variety war between good and evil. But for tonight they will rest. However, on the second day, there was scarcely a moment’s rest. In this series, the pressure these fine men feel is [...]
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